gingerspank:

XDDDD

oh tumblr ;D this is why i love you xD lololol

originalllymark:

I guess, i’m just the back-up friend huh? You only talk to me if you need something or have no one else to talk to? Just stop. If i’m the backup then this isn’t a friendship, its fake, just like you. But, thats okay. Cause i’m use to it.

itsdamnfunny:

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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runaway-and-neverlookback:

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aetyruzen:

eliza-jean:

Pretty fucking much

They make this list as if no one feels pain from rejection. 

Drop my pen:

Someone acts like an idiot:

Bitch pretends to be stupid:

Someone tells me a story:

Teacher gives pop quiz:

Some bitch acting like she’s all that:

and worst… Someone touches my food:

hplyrikz:

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